Went out on a search for the perfect dress to wear to H’ wedding – hoa hoa hoa (am crying out load and rolling on the floor)….I can’t find anything that I like, I know I should have bought that dress when I first saw it…..and thanks to mom I had to be this short….now I can’t buy that other dress……Bcos there is no time to make alterations…
I think I am going to skip this wedding – but why did I have to be this short, and then there is this killer black number that just had to have a super low low neck line…..(Oh have noticed that I’ve got nice boobs – unfortunately too nice for a church wedding where friends and the familia will be present ….dont want people laying hands on me ba khipha ama demoni – se bathi i spirit sika jezebel is on me….)
I want to look good, and feel good, am not there to find a suitor – just want to be part of something wonderful and want to rise to the occasion you know – otherwise I might have to rock up in all stars and cargo pants…….makoti wont be happy about this….
But what am I to do……
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